Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life
I think it’s 911…
i think i live in england…
*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat